To tune of "You ain't nothin' but a HOUND dog"

You ain't nothin' but a HOUND dog
Cryin' poor mouth all the time
You ain't nothin' but a HOUND dog
Tellin us to “get in line”
Well, HOUNDS are weaker that a PUMA
And we ain't towing any god damn line

Well they said BHO was high-classed
Well, that was just a lie
Yeah they said the DNC was high-classed
Well, that was just a lie
So, now it’s a HOUND vs PUMA fight
And you ain't no friend of mine

PUMA DEMOCRAT